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Adam Sandler portrays both Jill, left, and Jack in a scene from "Jack & Jill."
Why, Al Pacino, why?
I know it's been a while since you were truly great on the big screen, but have you really fallen this far?
Is this the best we can get today from Michael Corleone, Serpico, Tony Montana?
Did you owe Adam Sandler money? Does he have embarrassing, incriminating photos of you?
Please, give me something. Help me make some sense out of your involvement in the cinematic atrocity that is "Jack and Jill," a movie not content simply to be horrifically awful; it seems intent on retroactively tarnishing your entire career.